Beer has always gone hand in hand with some of our most beloved pastimes and indulgences, such as billiards and darts, baseball, a nice relaxing trip to the bar or pub after a busy day or pizza.
However, if the makers of Olympia Beer are correct, there maybe another thing that goes along perfectly with beer.
Bigfoot.
Or more precisely, catching Bigfoot and walking off with a cool one million dollar prize…
Such is the claim of the Olympia Beer company, who have joined forces with the Falcon Project to let the average beer drinker join in the hunt for Sasquatch while drinking beer and possibly becoming rich.
According to the Olympia Beer Website “Capture Bigfoot” page:
“Olympia Beer and Bigfoot have been leaving footprints together in the Pacific Northwest since 1896.
We have been sharing the same backyard for over a century and we believe it’s time to do what has never been done, and that is to offer a one million dollar reward to anyone who can ensure the safe capture of Bigfoot. When we say safe capture that means Bigfoot has to be alive and breathing folks, with no wounds. That’s right you can’t use any act of violence, no guns/knives/boxing gloves/nets/etc, only sugar or sweets to lure him in.
You must register to participate in the search. To report your discovery of irrefutable evidence of the existence of Bigfoot, click on the “Submit Capture Report” link on the left and follow the instructions to report your evidence. You participation in the search is subject to the complete Official Rules.
To aid us in this adventure, Olympia Beer is partnering with The Falcon Project
The Falcon Project has been identified as “the most penetrative search for Bigfoot ever conducted in the United States.” They will conduct an aerial search for Sasquatch employing an unmanned airship with high definition thermal imaging camera equipment.”
If you think the Beer company might be kidding about the prize, the official rules state that the winner must provide proof of the existence of Bigfoot between January 1, 1989 through March 31, 2014. The winner’s submission would be judged by a panel of experts, whose judgement would be the final say in the matter.
The money would be payed out over forty years with the winner receiving twenty five thousand dollars each year of that period.
Although we would all like to be rich and the Falcon Project seems legit as it can be, we are wondering if Olympia Beer’s catch phrase of: “It’s The Water” may serve their current promotion better if it stated: “What was in Our Water?”
- Thomas Spychalski
(Via Doubtful News)
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